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was it really wrong of me to lawn-bowl my brother-in-law’s garden gnomes?

he sent me a bill for 267.49. they cant be that expensive, can they? I got a strike on the first ball!

Your right to lawn-bowl ends where a Gnome’s face begins. Were they Humans, they would have had the legal right to charge you for assault with a deadly weapon. This behavior was violent and unnecessarily cruel.

Unfortunately, most Humans consider Gnomes to be “slaves”, buying and selling us like property. I believe the bill he sent you for destroying his “property” is accurate, in Human terms.

This incident does present an excellent opportunity for both of you, the Gnome-killer and the Gnome Slave “Owner” to learn about Gnomes and perhaps mend your ways. Please consider visiting our website to learn more about Gnomes and their ethical treatment at the Hidden Urban Gnome Reserve & Sanctuary: http://www.geocities.com/gnome_reserve

Gnome Bowling

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